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Funny Animal
clips about the animals doing somthing funny
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Added: 28th January 2007
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Ages Of A Woman
Ages of a woman Age 8: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader, or if she is PMS'ing: sees/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!") Age 20: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going out anyway. Age 30: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway. Age 40: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway. Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to. Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. ...goes out and conquers the world. Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability - goes out and enjoys life. Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world. Age 90: Can't see and doesn't worry about it!
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Added: 28th January 2007
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I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!
A wife comes in and yells, "Honey! Pack your clothes! I just won the lottery!" Her husband yells back, "But should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?" The wife replies, "I DON'T CARE! JUST GET OUT!"
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Why Are Seagulls Called Seagulls
Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!
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Added: 28th January 2007
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Phone Line Problem
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
Tags: Phone  Line  Problem 
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Added: 28th January 2007
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