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Funny Jokes / Ages of a woman
Ages of a woman
Age 8:
Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15:
Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader, or if she is PMS'ing: sees/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!")
Age 20:
Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going out anyway.
Age 30:
Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway.
Age 40:
Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway.
Age 50:
Looks at herself and sees "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to.
Age 60:
Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. ...goes out and conquers the world.
Age 70:
Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability - goes out and enjoys life.
Age 80:
Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world.
Age 90:
Can't see and doesn't worry about it!
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Posted by admin on 28th January 2007
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