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Funny Bear Enjoying
Funny Bear in the snow who asks for beer as the day is very cold
Tags: Beer,Bear,Funny,Snow 
Filesize: 134.65KB
Added: 15th May 2007
Views: 738
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Internet World Walkabout
Make sure all the delegates are directed to the stands they wish to visit! Look for the icons above the delegates' heads, and then click on them to pick them up using the claw cursor. When you have them in your clutches, move them to the correct show area and drop them by releasing the mouse button. Watch out for delegates who need a drink or a toilet break!
Tags: web  stand  world  sim  sims  funny  internet  skill  platform  cartoon 
Filesize: 1.34MB
Added: 26th March 2008
Views: 307
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Ages Of A Woman
Ages of a woman Age 8: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader, or if she is PMS'ing: sees/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!") Age 20: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going out anyway. Age 30: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway. Age 40: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway. Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to. Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. ...goes out and conquers the world. Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability - goes out and enjoys life. Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world. Age 90: Can't see and doesn't worry about it!
Tags: Ages  of  a  woman 
Filesize: 18.89KB
Added: 28th January 2007
Views: 753
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Who I Am ?
A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!" The voice from the other side responded,"You fool you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?" "No", replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you fool!" The man shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?" "No.", replied the Managing Director. "Good!", replied the trainee and put down the phone!
Tags: Who  i  am  ?  funny  joke 
Filesize: 18.89KB
Added: 29th January 2007
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