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Sleigh Away
Help Santa retrieve his presents from his stolen sleigh. Fire stars at the sleigh to release the presents but watch out, that pesky elf is throwing baubles at you.
Tags: sleigh  away  santa  xmas  christ  christmas  elves  elf  baubles 
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Added: 6th July 2007
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Ages Of A Woman
Ages of a woman Age 8: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty. Age 15: Looks at herself and sees: Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader, or if she is PMS'ing: sees/Pimples/UGLY ("Mom, I can't go to school looking like this!") Age 20: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going out anyway. Age 30: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway. Age 40: Looks at herself and sees: "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway. Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to. Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. ...goes out and conquers the world. Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability - goes out and enjoys life. Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a red hat and goes out to participate in the world. Age 90: Can't see and doesn't worry about it!
Tags: Ages  of  a  woman 
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Added: 28th January 2007
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